Myspace Leaks - I Waste My Time
On January 17th, 2008, an article was posted claiming Myspace.com had managed to leak a huge amount of private photos. On January 25, I found a torrent file for all of these photos. Naturally, I clicked and began my download. Tons of private photos from Myspace? There was bound to be that girl I had class with in college naked. I totally knew she was the type, even though she denied using Myspace. Slut.
Anyways, the quest was on to download this 17gb file. Yup, Seventeen. Gigabytes. Not only was I going to download the biggest porn file in the world, I was going to find tons of pictures to blackmail people with. Mexico, here I come!
The thing about torrent files is they come in multiple parts, so you can open files without the entire download being finished. Two days later and my first completed file was safe on my hard drive, ready to be unzipped and browsed. I unzipped, and lo and behold, over 32,000 files in just this one part. Oh man was I in heaven. I eagerly began my browsing. Let me take this chance to share some more interesting of the pictures found in these tombs.
Yup. Those are some of the better pictures found. Talk about a huge disappointment. Tom completely wasted my time with this private picture crap. Any website with real prestige would have better private pictures than this. Never one to give up, I decided to scour the files once more. As luck would have it, I found some women. Not necessarily the kind of women I was looking for, but some women nonetheless. Hey, beggars can’t be choosers.
After such lovely finds, I did myself a favor and deleted all 17gb of shitty Myspace photos. I’m going to stick to proven methods and continue watching BangBus.