Archive for the 'Girls' Category
Shoes
I was sent to the store recently to buy new flip flops. I had no idea what shoe size she wore, but she always wore mine. So, that makes her about a size 10 in mens, right? Being clueless and severely ignorant, I asked the bored woman working there to help me pick out a […]
Read More..>>Can I Get Your Number?
There I was, sitting on this chick’s chest while she blew me. She moved her hand up to grab me and I noticed a phone number written on the back of her hand. “Hey, who’s number is that?”
She glanced at it and blushed, “Oh, I haven’t showered in 3 days, so that must be the […]
Myspace Leaks - I Waste My Time
On January 17th, 2008, an article was posted claiming Myspace.com had managed to leak a huge amount of private photos. On January 25, I found a torrent file for all of these photos. Naturally, I clicked and began my download. Tons of private photos from Myspace? There was bound to be that girl I had […]
Read More..>>Once In A Lifetime Opportunities
The girlfriend and I were standing close together at work, gazing deeply into each other’s eyes, reflecting in the moment of a peaceful, romantic break. As we leaned in for a kiss, I heard a spectacular and unique sound emitting from the television. I broke away from her arms and yelled with glee, “Double Jeopardy!” […]
Read More..>>Pink Lines
The girlfriend called me from a thousand miles away. “I need you to go to the dollar store and get me some pregnancy tests.” She politely asked demanded.
“What? I’ve never gotten those before. I can’t start now!”
She spent a couple more minutes trying to talk me into it. In defense, I just gave her man-grunts […]
A Year of Changes
A year can make a huge difference in a person’s life. Like mine. I was pretty arrogant a year ago. Actually, I’m still pretty arrogant.
A year ago, I was in a sex club, specifically the Power Exchange in San Francisco watching the girl I went with as a “couple” eat some random woman’s pussy while […]